Dear Southern Style Granite…

Dear Southern Style Granite,

I’ve seen your name pop up in my parusal of various sites, and I wanted to write you to tell you of my interest in your company.  At the same time, I feel as if I should tell you about myself before I arrive.  I’m a 24 year old, African American/Native American.  My father was Cherokee, my Mother was black.  I will probably come in with my Caucasian friend; He’s Italian/Irish/Scotch/and a bunch of other things mixed in.  Now, I am in the market for good, Southern Style Granite tables and counter-tops.  I need them to be pretty strong…if you know what I mean.

I want to cook and serve food on them for my friends.  I have several homosexual couples who come by my home on a regular basis to eat, drink, and just hang around.  Sometimes, they may even sit on the counter top, or hell even touch them.  Every so often, touching between two people of the same sex happens.  I guess I should let you know ahead of time that I’ve kissed a few girls in my past…both sober and not.  My friend has hugged other men, and he’s even held the hand of another man.  I don’t wish to bore you with the details of how he did such because he was trying to comfort someone in their time of need…you just need to know his male hand touched the flesh of another man, and that my female flesh has touched the flesh of another female.

Oh yeah…orgies don’t bother me…(Thanks Rogue Medic!)

Now, my friend and I understand that you do not approve of homosexuals.  That’s fine…if that’s how you choose to do your business, but I am appalled that, in this day and age, you would discriminate against someone for something as simple as who someone chose to fall in love with.   What else do you discriminate against? Black People, Muslims, Asians, whatever you have low-battery induced rage at for that day?   I hope against all hope that those who read my blog as well as:

Ambulance Driver, Rogue Medic, Robert J. Wilson, Bullet Points, TOTWTYTR, The Supersonic Reflectoscope, Of Mule Dung and Ash, The EMT Spot, American Atheist, Weird and Pissed Off, and several other ones that can be found on Rogue Medics’ site, will repost and distribute this information to others.  While I am all for being able to run your business the way the owners feel and see fit, there’s a point where someone has gone too far.  You, sirs, have gone too far.

So I and my friend will take our several thousand dollars and go somewhere else where they will treat everyone who walks through their doors equally.

With all respect that you are due, which is none.

~M. Trommashere~